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hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.
I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.
by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021
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