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(adj) Something that is so fiendish that it will concoct a scheme to bribe a nation's presiding leader into invading a Middle Eastern nation simply so it can get some reconstruction contracts

That prostitute has been so haliburton ever since she started menstruating!

haliburton by Dr. Balls May 10, 2005

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Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.

I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.

Haliburton Loophole by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010

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Haliburton

Little town in Ontario, Canada.

A friendly place; known mostly for it's cottagers.

Going to Haliburton for the Weekend.

Haliburton by AlwaysLoveXoX July 11, 2011

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Haliburton, ON

Haliburton is a place in Ontario, Canada, where all the insane people live. It's also very sexual. There are approximately four stores in the entire town. Everybody knows everybody else, and overall it's pretty shitty.

-Where do you live?
-Haliburton, Ontario.
-That's pretty shitty.
-And sexual.

Haliburton, ON by Officer #doubleoheleventeen April 19, 2009

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Haliburton dinner jacket

A wannabe Kenora dinner jacket.

A Haliburton dinner jacket is a blatant rip-off of the original Kenora dinner jacket: A plaid lumberjack jacket.

Haliburton dinner jacket by Jojo Hohnson November 17, 2017

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haliburton

A fear and loathing style suitcase with assorted highly illegal drugs.

The haliburton is enroute
Sweet, I hope those WMD's made it too, I can't wait to try those

haliburton by traveling man August 5, 2010

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Tyrese Haliburton

Tyrese Haliburton. AKA CP3 2.0 The most loveable NBA superstar who is an inspiration to many. He owns any NBA guard who he faces, and anyone who believes Deaaron fox is better than him is an absolute clown.

The Sacramento Kings will never be forgiven for trading Tyrese Haliburton, a young superstar in the making.

Tyrese Haliburton by ilovehali June 5, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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