where teenagers can go up to a bar and be served drink without having to show ID.
The younger the consumer, the higher the price.
(13 Yr Old) Can i get a pint there when you ready, and do I need ID?
(Halfway House Bartender) No ill just drop it over to you table. That'll be 4.60 when you have it there.
Rehab for drug addicts
Man, they said u do not need to go to the Halfway house for weed
Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.