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While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half. Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat (Child falls in pool) Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand) (Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge) Woman: "You saved my drowning child!" Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save" Man: Huh? Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!" Man: "No Problem-o" |
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