Half court shot

When a man pulls out and without moving forward still gets his cum on a woman's face.

If I knew you would be so mad about the half court shot I was have just given you a cream-pie

by Jimboner Mangina September 09, 2011

the ball is in your half court

this expression means

it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take

N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"

mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and the drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with you. The ball is in your half court.

Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2012

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025