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Half Past Midnight
The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of
a phone call
or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in
a bed
, mainly before
midnight
.
"Hey
so what
did you think of the party?"
"Dude, I'm
half past midnight
I'm gonna..."
zzzzz
by
Your Beautiful Mistake
August 19, 2010
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