A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.
Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.
by Neglect September 14, 2010
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a term used by israeli gays to describe their annoyance towards something by saying “my pussy hurts”
“my cousin is fighting with her bum ass boyfriend again koev li hakus”
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Mess up, screw up, fucked up, wrong, mistake.
I started using this word 30 years ago thinking I had heard it on Wayne's world. I thought I heard Wayne use it but what do you actually said was faux pas. Later he used the word haiku and I had the two mixed up thinking haiku was haku in the place of the faux pas.
None the less I have used this word when something gets messed up or is wrong. Many of my friends and family know it
We had a major haku today. We played the wrong song in the wrong key. It was messed up.
by StratosFear September 4, 2023
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Haku, Most commonly know as a dragon from a VERY underground anime that you probably have never heard of. But people named Haku are most commonly known for being mixed breeds with big badonkadonk (butts) Haku's like long walks on the beach and bones. He may be grown but he still uses his pacifier to help calm his non existent nerves. Haku's are not fans of strangers and prefer their family over new people. They spend their time protecting family and being out in nature. for 4 months on the year Haku tends to loose a lot of hair in the badonkadonk area and is very self conscious of it. Haku's are very athletic and can never run out of energy even after long walks. Despite this Haku's drink little to no water or eat much causing his badonkadonk to shrink. Haku's are smart, but not self aware spaceially, but this never stops Haku's from living their life to the fullest. They are overall very happy and have a part time hobby of chasing squirrels.
Look at that badonkadonk over there
that must be Haku he has the BEST badonkadonk I have ever seen
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