Hairy Plotter 

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

Hairy Plotter by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009

Hairy Potter 

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

Hairy Potter by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

hairy potter 

Long scraggly pubic hair surrounding a man's anus.

You're in the shower at the gym and a guy bends over to wash his ankles, just when you turn towards him.. and you get an unwanted view of his "hairy potter". Usually associated with individuals that have large amounts of back hair, and low personal hygiene.

hairy potter by Fredster August 4, 2007

Hairy Potter 

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

Hairy Potter by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Hairy potter 

A very small hairy dick

That man Simon got a hairy potter

Hairy potter by Bby_meme January 27, 2020

Hairy Potter 

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

Hairy Potter by JPnEB May 24, 2008

Hairy Potter 

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

Hairy Potter by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003