Top Definition
A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny voices.
Oh Boss please let me be your hairy riddler and eat your shitty sweetcorn on my crumpets.
by Boris Coolie March 15, 2006
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