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When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.
Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.
by platCHypus November 23, 2009