1. A Hairy Gay Fairy, or a nice thing to say to police officers. Like a Gairy except with a lot more hair...I mean a lot.
"Ok everybody, MANPILE! Last one in is a Hairy Gairy. Tee-hee, hiccup."

"I know I was speeding, but that's because I'm drunk Officer Hairy Gairy."
by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006
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