|1.||Hairy Bear Fairy|
The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.
"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."