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A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.
me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"
by Jalberg March 05, 2012
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