How does one become a hacksaur?
Simply devote you life to computers and all things technological. It is the only way, I mean, one does not simply walk in to Mordor, just as one does not simply transform in to a hacksaur.
Hacksaur derrives from a WoW character, but you knew that already, didn't you- you hacksaur apprentice.
Fact: Looking it up on Urban Dictionary is the first step of becoming one.
Random kid with acne and glasses: Let me see you Mac.
*Sneezes on it, hands it back"*
Here you go, not only does it do tetris now, it also flys.
The whole library in unison: THANK YOU HACKSAUR!