Habet!

Originally a Latin expression used when someone has been defeated. Nowadays it is synonymous to "touché" or "you got me on that".

A: You´re getting old, man! Your hair is grey!
B: At least I´m not bald like you...
A: Habet!

by Julka November 6, 2010

habets

by georgehanson April 15, 2010

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011