A game where you find a virtual relationship, meant for eleven or over people. You can create a virtual family, have affairs, become an addict. Here is your average Habbo day.
Average Habbo Room Activities
hotbitch82:*licks dick*
jImBo00:aggghhhhhh!! *rubs butttt*
hotbitch82: BLUGGAFA8FWQ8RF7W8 *goes harder*
leonalewisluva:jimbo!!!!! nooooooooo!!! what da fuck!?

Freak: OK, I'll bet you six rare furni for 50 Creds?
timmeh: Right, I'll Get You My Coins.
Freak: You... EXPLOITED! MY FURNI IS GAWN! I'M POOR!
by Nooboob January 3, 2010
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A sad game in which teenagers and pedophiles go onto. I used to play habbo but it was shit the site is mainly used for e-bf and e-gf's
Habbo girl: H3110 GUYSZ!
Habbo Boy: Lets have sex yh
Habbo girl: kk asl please
Habbo boy: oh um 14
Habbo girl: kk same ere g3t in da bed!

The habbo boy was actualy 35.
by Secretly Posted August 28, 2009
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The quickest online chatline to get an online mate.
"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)

"16/m/Canada"

"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"
by Matthew March 18, 2005
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Habbo is good for the soul.
I'm gonna go play Habbo so God loves me!
by the Habbo September 4, 2008
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A pixel art game where many prepubecent children hang out to find a new eGirlfriend/eBoyfriend.

Habbo is raided by nigras who close the pool becuase it has AIDS. AIDS was added to the swear filter as the many people who raided it said it, many, many times.
1)Habbo's pool is closed due to AIDS
2)Where's our afro duck nigra?!
by Elite-chan July 28, 2006
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A notorious online method of socializing known as Habbo Hotel, or simply Habbo. In this isometric, 2D program, users can buy things like virtual furniture, virtual cameras, and virtual pets, although there's a catch: You can only buy these items with real money.

In the actual Habbo world, there's a lot of corruption. People are fighting left and right, despite the noncombative nature of the program. The ineffective filter allows the most primitive alterations of swearwords to pass through. And there's a mob of unofficial sub-organizations trying to leech furniture off the Habbo populace in return for a high position in the organization, shockingly similar to real-life pyramid schemes.

But there's a lot of people Habbo has hooked into sustained usage nonetheless.
"Hi, how's it going?... Oh, don't tell me you've been doing Habbo?"
"Man, I put 20 bucks into a Mode sofa and some more film rolls."
"You really need to stop playing this, dude. I'm trying to help you here, listen to me!"
"Shut up! I hate you! I never wanna see your ugly mug again!"
*sigh*
by N8tehGR8 January 24, 2007
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