A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"

"Wassup fat head"

"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"

"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"

"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
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Haakon Aleksander is a typical name for hot boys. Only the moste cool and hansome boys are named Haakon Aleksander
Omg! Do you See that hot boy? He mist be named Haakon Aleksander!
by loco.lico@smile November 26, 2017
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