Cut of meat from a thigh of a pig, usually cured.
Also the son of Noah.
John: Hey can you get me some ham at the grocery store?
Lana: Yeah, sure!
Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham
Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham
When she takes off her pants, her ham
better not look like pinata roasted beef.
H.A.M = honeybadger ass motherfucker
"I went HAM on those CPC's!"
Going hard as a mother fucker
He went ham on that cheeseburger
Ham is the best meat ever
My ham sandwich was great
Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way
You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!
Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?
Joe: You're ham!
OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!
*Ham girl walking by in confusion*
-Guy walks into a group of girls-
Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.