Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.

Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.

by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010

The-Ham

The law, cop, pig 🐖

Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 12, 2014

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

go ham on that

like go town on that but better

i hope she go ham on that caramel sauce

by Chelsea BW November 24, 2016