by iMac18078 January 22, 2009
Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....
...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!
No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!
No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?
You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
by Rufus the Gyp November 28, 2010
by Volt220 August 26, 2019
1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz
syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)
syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)
We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!
by Tom Zappacosta October 6, 2003
A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
by macrent2 July 31, 2009
When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 6, 2011