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1. Goblin, beast, mythical creature in Irish folk lore
2. A person from the West Country in the UK, farmer type. Wurzel
Beware in the forests for there lies a Gwirdle.
Do not make conversation with a Gwirdle for they will steal your buttons.

Have you just seen that Gwirdle down the field?
He's a bit of a Gwirdle.

by Chris Zed September 26, 2005

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