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This is someone that is a big,clumsy,stupid oaf. A gulumph is someone that you get annoyed with easily, though sometimes they can be cute, but usually it's just a big and stupid mess.
Look at that kid, he's such a gulumph.

Gosh, Mr. Henry is such a gulumph.

That dog is acting like a gulumph!
by Mr.Tyler.Henry. May 26, 2011

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