Gulke

Someone who believes they are the most interesting person in the world. They often tell fabricated stories of a hallucinogenic reality that they think is actually occuring.

Brett told me he was having a dinner party with the Commendant of the Marine Corps, the president, and Chuck Norris; what a fucking Gulke.

by McFluffinstuffin October 31, 2010

Gulk

Meaning good. As opposed to its opposite, Uggy (meaning bad).

Your dead fish smells so GULK!!!!! SLAYYYYYY

by Pop Up Productions April 24, 2022

gulk

Onomatopoeia for deep throating

That individual is gulking that shaft with such virulent vigor! Hurrah!

by uesp mynod October 02, 2015

Gulking

When a man or woman has "something down her throat" When he/she swallows it makes the noise of gulk gulk gulk making them a gulker or saying they are gulking.

Drinking milk too fast ...Gulking

by sparkleson February 17, 2012

gulk

A gulk is a 24 ounce beer can or "tall boy". Gulk is in reference to drinking fast and efficiently.

The man drove in his car while taking a gulk. He was happy.

by RPZ September 04, 2007

gulk

A Word that and Albanian kid named betim made up randomly

We were walking in bestbuy then Betim sayed Gulk, then i sayed WTF is gulk?

by Nigg3r P!rate October 15, 2006

Gulking

Masturbating while soft leading to a foamy white ejaculation

I was gulking all math class!

by Keengulker April 22, 2024