Someone who believes they are the most interesting person in the world. They often tell fabricated stories of a hallucinogenic reality that they think is actually occuring.
Brett told me he was having a dinner party with the Commendant of the Marine Corps, the president, and Chuck Norris; what a fucking Gulke.
by McFluffinstuffin October 31, 2010
by Pop Up Productions April 24, 2022
by uesp mynod October 02, 2015
When a man or woman has "something down her throat" When he/she swallows it makes the noise of gulk gulk gulk making them a gulker or saying they are gulking.
Drinking milk too fast ...Gulking
by sparkleson February 17, 2012
by RPZ September 04, 2007
by Nigg3r P!rate October 15, 2006
I was gulking all math class!
by Keengulker April 22, 2024