Gulf Coast High School

A bunch of pussy faggots who are financially carried by their parents, and who will eventually marry within the family. These fuckboys will eventually go to a division 1 college, get pointless degree, and end up taking over their father's company. Their lives will go on to be pointless and no worth living for. At the age of forty they'll have 2 kids, a wife that looks nothing like when they married her, and a raging compassion for alcohol. Eventually they'll take one too many pills and die a cowards death.

Friend 1: Need money for gas
Friend 2: Nah, my dads got it. I go to Gulf Coast High School remember
*Calls dad*
Friend 2: Dad can I have some gas money
Dad: Yea, it'll cost you one anal bruising

Friend 2: Okay dad, thanks

Gulf Coast High School by Dip spittin dan September 7, 2016

gulf coast high 

public [high school] in Naples florida.

two types of people here : rich white potheads that only have cars because of daddy's money or white thots that fall for anyone who smokes heavy

dude 1: yo what school u go to ?
dude 2: gulf coast high
dude 1: ewww that school full of spoiled kids???
dude 2: still better than Barron :)
dude 1: ...

gulf coast high by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

Gulf Coast Crabs 

a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo

My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.

Gulf Coast Crabs by stegas August 2, 2012

Clear As The Gulf Coast

Similar to "clear as mud," referencing the BP oil spill in the Gulf Coast

He was clear as the Gulf Coast when he told me where to go.

Clear As The Gulf Coast by masoner June 19, 2010