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A Guido that is too self maintain (ie. waxed eyebrows that are a little too thin, overly tan, J-Lo type sunglasses etc.) that confuses for a homosexual
Guimosexuals include but are not limited to: The cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Club Fist Pumpers
by LustyVanessa posted for Orien April 09, 2010

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