Always making his kids clean. Teaching them about life. Love to workout. Has big muscles. Guillaume is French for William.
Guillaume won't stop making Mj, Chaz, and Serenity clean. And Ariya does nothing.
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long island master, somebody who drinks long island for breakfast!
This guy is a guillaume, watch out!! Don't challenge him
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French for William. Makes his kids clean. Makes Chaz, Mj and Serenity do all the cleaning but Ariya doesn't. Graduated valedictorian. Love to workout. Has big muscles.
Why doesn't Ariya clean Guillaume?
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A lebanese porn star who likes to spread kefta sauce on the large flappy asshole of the belly dancers. He owns a midget farm and beats them daily. Also, guillaume is a name for one who likes to spread asscheeks and toss salads. He likes to spread butter on the fat fupas of the hairy lebanese women

A guillaume is a sexuall term meaning to toss someones salad until you throwp back into their asshole and then lick the throwup out of their ass
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A Samuel Guillaume is someone who is both extremely intelligent and sexy at the same time.
Girl 1: I just haven't found the right guy for me yet.

Girl 2: You just need a Samuel Guillaume!!
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When you slurpin down some midget juices and all of a sudden an army of naked Albanian Jews gang rape your sweet tender asshole.
We stormed the Capitol and gave em a Dirty Guillaume
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A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.
GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard
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