a Guhbloogie is when a person attempts to spit in another direction but it accidentally gets on themself.

this can be cause by wind or mere stupidity.
(a kid spits and it gets on himself) (someone else yells, or a bunch of people at the same time) Guhbloogie!

Ah ha, you guhbloogied on your pants!
by Dave Esposito February 7, 2008
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