Guerciaing

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that one makes belligerent drunks look tipsy. Never ends well, named for Steven Guercia that went missing on CNN.

Guy 1: *drinks everything*
Guy 2: Dude stop your going to Guercia and die
Guy 1: *drinks everything else* *breaks chair over face*
Guy 3: STOP DRINKING EVERYTHING!!
Guy 1: *runs off into woods*

NEXT DAY
CNN: Man goes missing after Guerciaing at a party
Guy 2: Tried to warn him
Guy 3: Crazy asshole

Guerciaing by JimJonesIII September 1, 2012

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guerchome

Guerchome is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is funny, and kind once you get to know him. Guerchome is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He can be the guy of your dreams. You would feel like he wouldn't notice you, but deep down hes probably thinking the same thing. He's the type of guy that once you get to know him, you are like best friends and after a while you are pretty much falling in love with him, Guerchome is a sporty person he loves heaps of sports and he's 98% good at every sport.

a caring, gorgeous, funny boy that is always there for his girlfriend, friends and family whenever he's needed.
also known as gershy, he doesn't really realise how truly amazing he is, he'll most of the time talk a load of stupid, but you've got to love him for it.
he is incredibly wonderful and intellectual. he has amazing eyes,

he will make you feel like the luckiest, happiest person alive, and little girls that fall in love with him will never let him go.
he gives the best hugs and kisses on he often wears cool boxers, smells amazing, is very tall, is a great touch and football player, and is smokin' hot.
he will always manage to make his girlfriend smile and feel special and loved up, and any girl lucky enough to have him is very lucky indeed.
'he's so adorable, that must be Guerchome'.

guerchome by gershiiiii November 23, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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