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Guerciaing 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that one makes belligerent drunks look tipsy. Never ends well, named for Steven Guercia that went missing on CNN.
Guy 1: *drinks everything*
Guy 2: Dude stop your going to Guercia and die
Guy 1: *drinks everything else* *breaks chair over face*
Guy 3: STOP DRINKING EVERYTHING!!
Guy 1: *runs off into woods*

NEXT DAY
CNN: Man goes missing after Guerciaing at a party
Guy 2: Tried to warn him
Guy 3: Crazy asshole
Guerciaing by JimJonesIII September 1, 2012
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guerchome 

Guerchome is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is funny, and kind once you get to know him. Guerchome is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He can be the guy of your dreams. You would feel like he wouldn't notice you, but deep down hes probably thinking the same thing. He's the type of guy that once you get to know him, you are like best friends and after a while you are pretty much falling in love with him, Guerchome is a sporty person he loves heaps of sports and he's 98% good at every sport.
a caring, gorgeous, funny boy that is always there for his girlfriend, friends and family whenever he's needed.
also known as gershy, he doesn't really realise how truly amazing he is, he'll most of the time talk a load of stupid, but you've got to love him for it.
he is incredibly wonderful and intellectual. he has amazing eyes,

he will make you feel like the luckiest, happiest person alive, and little girls that fall in love with him will never let him go.
he gives the best hugs and kisses on he often wears cool boxers, smells amazing, is very tall, is a great touch and football player, and is smokin' hot.
he will always manage to make his girlfriend smile and feel special and loved up, and any girl lucky enough to have him is very lucky indeed.
'he's so adorable, that must be Guerchome'.
guerchome by gershiiiii November 23, 2021
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