"oh no she did not guck hac!!"
by baboonlover144 March 2, 2017
What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.
Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:
"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."
Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."
Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
by dfisher February 5, 2006
by yellowjeff August 13, 2015
The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.
2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.
I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.
Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.
I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.
Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.
by Callie Calypso January 17, 2013
When you take so much Ket you end up I a semi conscious state called “The Guck”
You usually end up stealing a trolley and driving it off a bridge with you inside it. It’s wildley experienced in North Dublin and in some cases people have jumped in the river Liffey in a go - kart
You usually end up stealing a trolley and driving it off a bridge with you inside it. It’s wildley experienced in North Dublin and in some cases people have jumped in the river Liffey in a go - kart
That fella was in THE GUCK last night, ket was strong and he went flyin in the river, in his nanny’s wheelchair
by Bigdaddkenna October 17, 2018
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023