Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.
Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?
Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo
Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?
Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo
Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?
by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017
Get your gruffalo toes away from me
by Lil.briggs May 29, 2020
who's dropped a gruffalo, own up!
by Jenley November 18, 2010
The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.
by AndyTheRoo April 21, 2011