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Groin Game is a sport often played on buses and trains where two combatants (or Gladiators) face each other sitting down, and attempt to either hold their opponents legs open at at least a 60 degree angle (playing from the inside) or pin their opponents legs together for 3 seconds (playing from the outside). An adjucator is present to preside over the match. There are currently 2 weight divisions, Chodeweight and Banterweight. The sport was invented by Guus van Grunt, a Flemish nobleman, in Groningen, Netherlands in 1782. It is currently most popular in London, England on public transport.
Omar: Hey, let's play Groin Game!
Unsuspecting Female: Help! Rape!
by Vlad-the-Impaler January 25, 2012

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