by somewhathere November 30, 2020
by DrGryzz August 3, 2022
Pablo: "Hey, what's up, Grogus!"
Grogus: "Did you know that a species of frog commonly known as the 'horror frog' possesses the ability to break its own finger bones in order to make claws to help it out in a pinch? This same species also grows fibers of skin which are very close in appearance to hair."
Pablo: "Can we please just play Minecraft or something?"
Grogus: "Sure! But did you know that the inside of the amazon milk frog's mouth is entirely blue? The species also has a poisonous secretion which looks very similar to milk, hence its name."
Pablo:
Grogus: "Did you know that a species of frog commonly known as the 'horror frog' possesses the ability to break its own finger bones in order to make claws to help it out in a pinch? This same species also grows fibers of skin which are very close in appearance to hair."
Pablo: "Can we please just play Minecraft or something?"
Grogus: "Sure! But did you know that the inside of the amazon milk frog's mouth is entirely blue? The species also has a poisonous secretion which looks very similar to milk, hence its name."
Pablo:
by FroggyFuck July 23, 2022
'Grogus' is a term to describe a person who has an infatuation with frogs, and/or has a concerning amount of knowledge regarding the animal.
Pablo: "This 'Grogus' guy keeps rambling on about uninteresting facts about frogs, it's so annoying!"
Grogus: "Did you know that frogs have excellent night vision and are very sensitive to movement? The bulging eyes of most frogs allow them to see in front, to the sides, and partially behind them. When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth, to help push the food down its throat."
Pablo: "Can you stop?"
Grogus: "Most frogs have teeth, although usually only on their upper jaw. The teeth are used to hold prey in place until the frog can swallow it"
James: "Can you shut the fuck up? Please."
Grogus: "No, but did you know that a group of frogs is called an army?"
Grogus: "Did you know that frogs have excellent night vision and are very sensitive to movement? The bulging eyes of most frogs allow them to see in front, to the sides, and partially behind them. When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth, to help push the food down its throat."
Pablo: "Can you stop?"
Grogus: "Most frogs have teeth, although usually only on their upper jaw. The teeth are used to hold prey in place until the frog can swallow it"
James: "Can you shut the fuck up? Please."
Grogus: "No, but did you know that a group of frogs is called an army?"
by FroggyFuck August 8, 2022
by rooban April 10, 2023
by rooban April 10, 2023
An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
by AhsokaTano April 12, 2023