When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”
by Ne1hypinup fdx May 28, 2023
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When Christmas wrapping paper becomes wet and then dries out. It doesn't become crumbled but Grimbled.
The husband went to extra lengths to prove to his wife that Grimbled is infact a word when using it in a conversation.
by Ljeboyo December 19, 2021
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To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.
As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.
by Yet One More Guy January 27, 2008
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