Someone who doesn’t get a straw at a restaurant and is happy about it because they think their saving the sea turtles. Believe themselves to be a conservationist but only care about animals nobody cares about (spotted owls, some little black speckled Eastern European butterfly, wolves, sea lions, a plant no one has ever seen... u get it).
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.
Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.
There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.
If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.
Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.
There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.
If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.
by Yacolt February 23, 2021