While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.
I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.
by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008