a greebo or grebo is someone who doesnt think that they are the best just thinks they should do wot they want and not get shouted or kiked the shit out of for we dont do anything to any one so townies should get the picture and leave us alone.we might look threatening but most of us are generaly nice people.we listen to metal or punk and play instruments and actually have lives unlike townies who just hang around street corners taking the piss out of anyone that dont wear burberry and all that shite.
townie:wot up bitch he aint wearing burberry lets get him
greebo:what the fuk you doin man what i do?
townie:walking past and we are bored anyway
by john stacy August 31, 2004
a halfwit person that often comes out with baffling and retarded comments. They can be very gullible and often take a liking to such music as Dubstep and Drum & Bass. There have been reported cases of some having negative IQ's due to the Kraus algorithm multiplier, in general greebos are alternative people who just want to be treated fairly.
"Mum that greebo just shat on our doorstep"
by Gingershavesouls666 November 26, 2012
A person(most likly a teenager) that listens to heavy rock music. More often han not, greebos are smart, quie understanding people.
for example, i am described as a greebo and yet i got sraight 5s in my S.A.T's and i have been described as a good listener and i have often been rewarded for kindness!!!!!!!

WE ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE!!!!
by Chelsey Smith January 04, 2006
Something thats better than a chav, for many reasons. More free spirited than chavs, they mostly listen to music that requires talent. The music varies from (the less talented) pop punk such as Green Day to (much more talent required) Heavy Metal bands such as Metallica and Iron Maiden. They tend to wear baggy clothes and skate, and avoid being illiterate.
Townie: Aye bruv i will blapzuz ot!!!!111one!!!11
Greebo: Um... okay then?
by Kemble September 12, 2005
People often get greebo's confused wid goths ( if they're a bit retarded e.g townies)A greebo listens to music such as nirvana,the chillis,qotsa, foos etc. They where baggy clothes mainly black, and the lads have long overgrown hair.Greebo's are well none for smoking weed,pot, shit wateva ya wanna call it, but not all do despite what the oh so intelligent burberry wearer's think. And for all the people who think greebos have something against you they probably do, as not all people enjoy havin abuse shouted at dem in da streets or gettin da shit kicked out of dem wen they've done nothin to you.
Townie: Ow look someone dressed in black and mindin their own business, must be a greebo, lets kill it!
Yet another classification that manages to simultaneously offend, insult, and start a fight.

1) Bloke with Harley Davidson who just happens to wear leather, denim and chunky boots. Probably has long hair and a Hulk Hogan style long hair-in-bandana-tasche combo, as the groomed look isn't really practical when biking. This archaic definition of the word 'greebo' is rapidly becoming antiquated and disused. Many second-generation greebos are not aware of the derivative status of the term.

2) Very shortlived musical subculture involving undercut hair and grubby clothes, influencing a couple of contemporary bands and thousands of grungy teenagers everywhere. Coined the term moshers.

3) 'Alternative' teenagers who like baggy jeans and Nine Inch Nails. Generally aged between 10 and 16, this subculture share an affinity with goths in that they feel the need to be recognised as individuals, without realising that this aim is destroyed by the act of categorising oneself as a 'greebo'. Greebos enjoy the company of other greebos, goths and punks, and are most likely to be found skinning up outside Korn concerts or drinking vodka under bridges.

Unlike a chav, the typical greebo can form complex sentences and can understand the benefits of basic education. Unfortunately, this perception is marred by a compulsive desire to get pissed and/or stoned.
Similarly to goths, greebos must have at least one body piercing. This is most commonly the eyebrow or the ear, as they look good but do not hurt. More adventurous greebos may go with the septum or the bridge, but group opinion leaves the more adventurous modification to punk subculture.

Greebo nutrition is limited to fast food, alcohol and nicotine. Unlike a chav or a goth, a greebo will not tend to become emaciated. This is partly due to the hunger pangs caused by smoking dope, and the fact that Pot Noodles are cheaper than chips.

4) A one eyed cat of foul temperament belonging to Nanny Ogg, a character in the popular Discworld Series of novels by Terry Pratchett.

Fun facts: Shout, 'Police!' and a greebo can run faster than Kelly Holmes on crack.
'I wouldn't like to classify myself as anything, but I am proud to be a greebo!'
'I would rather be a greebo than a chav.'
by TopHatphat February 27, 2006
A 'Greebo' is a term used for anglo/italian males that look greek. Greebo's often define themselves as swarthe and good looking with a penchant for the ladies, however it is quite the opposite. Most females find 'Greebo's' as slimy and creepy creatures. Greebo's can be found frequenting nightclubs and other hotspots in search of females of the large variety. Often seen rolling around on dance floors after drining too much Beer and Grappa.
In short - avoid at all costs.
Most commonly called daniele.
'greebo, leave that girl alone she is not interested'
by S.Lite February 25, 2008

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