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The invisible force that prevents you from moving when there's a cat on you. This force, like normal gravity, increases exponentially with the cat's proximity to your center of mass. Measured in meowtric tons.
I should have gone to the store today, but I was pinned to the couch by gravkitty.
by Gebus Krost January 20, 2009