Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

Gravel Scrabble

Eating a girl out while she’s driving. Usually involving spelling words out with your tongue on her vag while she operates a motor vehicle.

Damn I just played gravel scrabble with that Pi Phi who got a dui. I can’t believe I’m still alive.

by Ya boy skinny peen October 6, 2021

Gravel Dumpster

Something that is clearly just not good.

Person 1 "I had wicked diarrhea at my friend's wedding." Person 2 "Dang, that must be a total gravel dumpster."

by GSudstememeboi June 14, 2018

gravel chin

Loads of Chins like 728974 chins

'Hey look at her, she has a gravel chin'

by grAvel December 14, 2014