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Grape Lady 

An act that requires a rare combination of dexterity and strength, as the female initiates a deep throat, the male pours wine over her head with one hand, and gives a "one inch punch" to the chest simultaneously with the other hand, causing the woman to lose her breath, gurgle, and moan. A successful "Grape Lady" will cause the woman to say any derivation of the phrases "ooohhh, oooh" "stop, stop, stop" and "I can't breathe."
After receiving the Grape Lady, the wine soaked woman fell off the bed trying to regain her breath.
Grape Lady by shacknerz February 22, 2008
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Our Lady of Grace 

A place where you send your kids as punishment. They usually leave hating going to church, the day Thursday, or leave with many mental illnesses.
Man, I hate my old school.
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Our lady of grace