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verb: The act of using an apparatus that spreads apart your anus, and putting caterpillars into said anus and squishing them. you then use the green goo from the caterpillars as lube for masturbating.
Woah, i granted last night...worst experience of my life.
by lemonjello612 July 07, 2011
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A complete faggot who loves to stick stuff up his butthole he spends all his money on extra large dildos. posts airsoft pictures all day like a complete queer. gets butthurt when someone makes fun of him, he cries because he knows that non one ever likes his jokes. and everyone always makes fun of him for being gay as fuck. son of lynn. complete mamas boy and bitches to his mother whenever he gets made fun of. he has hot sisters but is the only ugly sibling. he is a cock muncher who has a penis addiction he cant help but ask to see some guys dick. he also like to chike on exotic black dicks. he loves to be dominated and always wants to be dominated he espescially likes his nipples clamped.
Stop being such a grant.
by grant is gay 27 November 05, 2013
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A douche bag. A guy that likes to play girls and knows that he's fine. Someone who doesn't care about anyone but themselves and is overly confident to the point it makes you sick.
He's such a Grant.
by getit1 August 02, 2011
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A funny guy with a great sense of humor that is often taken to the next level. He never ceases to cause trouble with usually one or two people as an accomplice. Grants are also usually very good at getting girls numbers.
That guy just killed a baby but I just can't resist giving him my number, he must be a Grant.
by lady killa June 21, 2016
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A pussy who thinks he knows everything, doesnt care about his friends, always talks about his penis ( starting to think he doesnt have one), has no respect for females, is a virgin for life
Grant speaks as if he know's what true pain is.
I heard Grant disowned that girl for being fat
He won't go camping because his mummy isn't there and its cold... What a pussy
by YoungManApples May 18, 2014
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A complete and utter wanker who sports a very bad fringe/haircut. A Grant is often seen mistreating people despite the fact that he really has no room to be choosy regarding friends (namely due to his bad haircut)
Shit, man, I'll go and shave it all off right this second; I'd rather look like a giant thumb than a Grant :(!
by Mildred Tumbleweed June 24, 2011
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Big ginger dick who likes to take the piss out of south african accent with Midge and wants to vote BNP.
Midge : Fook off

Grant : No, you fook off and eat some prawns!...BNP!, BNP!
by IlikeCheese1 April 14, 2010
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