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A pair of incredibly wrinkly, sweaty, hairy, juicy testicles that only dwell on the douches of grandmothers. They are common on fat asian and black grandmas. If you think grandma balls are hot, then your very high or just a fucking freakass.
Holy shit Carter! Those grandma balls were really fucking nasty!
by Logster29 February 19, 2012

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