While a female is performing oral sex on her knees (as the male stands) as the male is about to shoot off, he pokes the female in the eyes, knees her in the breast region, nuts in her hair, steals her purse and runs off.
by Sir J of the G July 16, 2008
when someone slaps another person in the same fashion as a bitch slap, except with more seriousness and with an intent to harm.
bob: "god damn! that dude just bitch slapped that man to the ground!"
bill: "no bob, that man just got grandfather slapped."
bill: "no bob, that man just got grandfather slapped."
by grandfather3 November 3, 2010
Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
My 10X-grandfather is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
The grandfather clock is performed while suspended in the air, generally with the help of 2 others. It is when you are hovering above a sleeping persons face with your dick and/or balls hanging directly over their face, waking them with either a slap or a loud noise (preferably similar to a grandfather clock striking the hour).
by Azzypoo September 16, 2011
by Steve dAfem. December 4, 2015
When you are down to your “reserve” pair underwear or boxer shorts that have a hole in the bottom exposing your dick hanging down simulation a working grandfather clock.
When I was wearing my old boxer shorts I walked out in front of my girlfriend and she said nice grandfather clock.
by Wap90 January 12, 2018
a blunt that is reserved for special occasions. first you empty the tobacco out of the cigar without breaking it, then you stuff all the weed that you can into the unbroken cigar paper(usually a quarter ounce will do) by pressing it in with some object like a pen, etc. and finally you smoke it.
mike: yo, it only took me six years but i'm gonna finally graduate from high school.
shoal: oh snap! let's go smoke a grandfather blunt.
shoal: oh snap! let's go smoke a grandfather blunt.
by g-ring March 28, 2007