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An average looking teenager. Messy hair, lazy, well hung, looks stoned 24/7. Someone who doesn't appear special in any way, but gets invited into girls pants with the slightest smile, possibly due to some type of mind control or powerful chemical hormone.
This kid was a total GOULD, all he did was smile at some chick and she dragged him to the bedroom.
by FavaCock January 03, 2014
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v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.
that bitch didn't want to fuck so i just goulded myself all over the place. that'll be the last time that hoe tries to deny.
by david andrew June 10, 2008
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A guy that thinks he can get any girl or any type of sex
Alex is a gould because he said he could get with any girl
by The Fresh Fish March 30, 2009
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One of the dining halls on the Northfield campus of NMH. Less awesome than Marquand, but better than West Hall.
"Why are you eating dinner in Gould?"
"There's Health Food at Marquand."
by Hogger April 09, 2005
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Fag, Rather sit upstairs in your room and beat off. One who jerks off every half hour or hour, depending on the amount of homework that needs to be done. Going pussyless for 21+ years.
Yo dogg, why you just ganna sit up in your crib all day and gould-it-up. Stop makin so many damn beats Mick Schultz.
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When a guest on a talk show goes cold, completely disagreeable and unfriendly to the host and everyone.
Wow, that guy on Carolla went totally "Gould" on the show last night.
by Roadie Overthegate February 28, 2013
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Sounds like "good"; should, would, could, gould, etc...
I got gould and drunk last night.
by shitcreek December 14, 2007
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