1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !
..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !
by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017
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