by Rocky Serrano February 9, 2006
An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.
Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"
Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"
Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"
Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"
Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"
Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011
A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
by PV Person February 25, 2022
Google Earth is used for many things and i have used to get a better sense of your destination with street view
by CHORIANOPOULOS August 21, 2022