Top Definition
A poor man's Blue Tooth headset. The most common form of a Goof Toof is a Metro PCS flip phone tucked in to a knit or fitted hat.

It provides the same hands-free convenience of a real Blue Tooth hedset at a fraction of the cost.
"Is dat boi talkin to himself?"

"Naw my n***a, he on his goof toof."

Also see: Black Tooth
by Ghostjayy May 21, 2013

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