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An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"
While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"
by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005

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