Goodnight Alpaca

A goodnight alpaca is a night ritual between men. It starts with all of the friends ejaculating into one friends mouth (including himself). Then they all sit in a circle as the friend with the sperm solution kisses his friend to the left giving some of the sperm solution to him. Then that friend kisses the next one and so on until everyone has some in their mouth. The final action is everyone performing a spit take on eachother before they go to sleep.

Mom: "Are you heading to bed soon?"

Me: "Yes, after I do a goodnight alpaca with the boys."

by BoinkTownUSA August 21, 2019

Alright goodnight

Someone says this when they are sick of talking to you

Friend #1: Hey you wanna go out?
Friend #2: Naw man i’m good.
Friend #1: Well you wanna do something else?
Friend #2: Alright goodnight man.

by trina_sux May 24, 2021

say goodnight

metaphor - i'm gonna send u to sleep for a long time / with the fishes - so be polite and say goodnight.

- im sending u to sleep bitch - SAY GOODNIGHT!

- but... wha?

-SAY GOODNIGHT BITCH!!

shoots pistol

by dynamicnamek October 22, 2011

Goodnight Special

When a guy passes out due to intoxication or drug use and another man takes the passed out male home and gives him a sensual sponge bath.

Guy1: "Did you hear about James?"
Guy2: "No!?"
Guy1: "James was totally wasted last night."
Guy2: "Did he pass out?"
Guy1: "Not until Will let him drive his girlfriend's car into a telephone pole, then he passed out and Will gave him the good ol' Goodnight Special afterwards."
Guy2: "Score!"

by Ace and Gary January 11, 2007

Goodnight nurse

When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional

Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse

by Submarine Hunter July 28, 2022

goodnight bud

If a girl says this to you, look up friendzone

Girl: Ok talk to you in the morning goodnight bud
Boy: *holding back tears* ok yeah goodnight

by Ethan140 April 9, 2017

text goodnight

to be the last person somebody text that day. The most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. "Text goodnight"s are generally not sexual and because of that sometimes more intimate.

Lynzie and I texted until 3 in the morning, then we text goodnight.

Lynzie: LMAO

Billy: He's a douchbag.

Lynzie: Yup. Well, I gotta wake up in like 4hrs.

ttyl. G'nite! ;)

Billy: See ya later

by mrRected April 14, 2010