2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.
You: "Okay bye"
Them: "Take care"
You: "Have a good day"
Them: "Until next time"
You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"