A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
by Doucheperier February 19, 2010
1 Word related to Goober-weasel
1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel
by bROCK13 February 06, 2010

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